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M11 Cameo Call
Roshan: Can I say it?
Shinrai: No
Roshan: Please?
Shinrai: No
Roshan: Why not?
Shinrai: Why do you wish to do this so badly?
Roshan: Cause I wanna be the one to tell them that we're looking for cameo's for mission 11!
Shinrai: ...
Roshan: :3
Shinrai: Very well... just get it over with.
Roshan: If you insist. Well everyone, we are looking for Pokemon to help us with mission 11! We can use as many allies as possible to help us with this...
Shinrai: We will only except up to two per task. We do not need you avoiding work because others might help us.
Roshan: I would never do that!
Shinrai: *stares*
Roshan: ...
Shinrai: In any case, any assistance would be acceptable. Simply tell us your name, some things about you, and what task you would be assisting us in.
Roshan: And then the writer will handle the rest.
Shinrai: ?
           What are you talking about?
Roshan: What are YOU talking about?
Shinrai: ...
           This conversat
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Literature
Taipa's House of Many Pollens
Taipa: Hello. Nice to meet you. Come to see my shop have you? Well I hope we can find something you'll like.
Here, I have taken my kinds abilities with pollen, and tried some different things with them. I've tried to keep the prices low, since I don't know how well Pokemon here will respond to my items. ((xX): number in stock).
Pollen Puff (x5): 100 C
Of course, I sell the pollen by itself in puff form. These are rather nutritious when eaten, and can even improve your health slightly. They are no substitute for medicine though, so remember that.
Perhaps you require more than that though. My mother taught me how to create special pollen variants using berries. I have many variants to suit your needs.
Helpful Pollens
These varients are made with berries that make them good for ones health, both in puff and dust form. Their effects are slightly stronger than the berries used to make them. The powder can be breathed in to gain their effects, much like Aromatherapy.
Or
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Literature
PoA - NPC App: Alphonse Taipa
Written NPC Application
Name: Alphonse Taipa
Job Title: Nizhoni Warrior
Species: Ribombee
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Race: Nizhoni 
Characteristic: Good Endurance
Nature: Quiet
Inventory (Maximum of 4 items):
Knifes(x2) - made from sharpened stone, tied to wood
Charm - A charm from his former tribe, said to be his connection to the spirits
Pouch - Holds different types of pollen that have different effects

Move Set (Up to 6):

Aromatherapy - Taipa releases a special pollen into the air. Allies are healed of status conditions when they breathe it in
Pollen Puff - Taipa creates puffs of his different types of pollen to throw at others. Harmful ones for opponents, healing ones for allies.
Leech Life - Taipa skeaks around his opponent and syphons their energy
Quiver Dance - Taipa does a special dance which increase his Special stats and Speed
Dazzling Gleam - Taipa attacks with a powerful flash of
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Literature
PoA Abridged
Boku: :v
         I sorta changed my mind on joining PoA :v
Hedge: w h y?
Beebs: *paps*
Boku: cause I ain't confident in catching up in group
         activity
Moss: Cause he's a lAME NERD
Boku: r00d
Hedge: ARC 2 IS LITERALLY STARTING OVER IN A WAY THO???
           
           
Beebs: *agrees*
Pokestar: Neither was I, but look at me now! Procrastination at its finest. Jk
Hedge: but BOKU!
          There's literally nothing to catch up on
           
Issac: Nothing to catch up on? Are we rewinding time?
Hedge: And if you want I can sum up everything right now
           I can do a super abridged version of all the things that have happened. rn.
Boku: But Hedge ;w;
Hedge: PoA Abridged
           Ok. *Rolls up sleeves*
   
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Literature
PoA - The Giant
Hello. Come to hear a story, eh? Well, let me see what I can scrounge up from my brain.
...
Ah! Here's one ya might like.
The land of Avalon is a large and beautiful place, with many Pokemon to call it home, but let me ask you something. Did you know that the countries were once separate islands? Well, you're probably listening to me thinkin' "That's just ridiculous", but you'd be surprised. Why don't you sit down and let me tell you a story about how Avalon came to be.
It is said that there was once a Pokemon, a great giant colored white and yellow, who wandered the oceans, going from landmass to landmass, observing the various peoples that inhabited them. To any who managed a catch a glimpse of him, he appeared as a mirage on the horizon, so no one truly believes they've seen him. Its said that when he'd reach an island, he would study them, check their condition, the plants, how well Pokemon have adapted to it, things like that. He was like a farmer checking his crop, as though he h
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PoA Written NPC App - Alicia Mason
Name: Alicia Mason
Job Title: Archer
Species: Ambipom
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Race: Aetherian
Characteristic: Alert to Sounds
Nature: Docile
Inventory:
Bow(x2): Wields two bows (her fathers and her own), and can use both at once, but typically uses one with the second serving as a spare
Quiver of arrows: Carries a number of arrows. Straps onto her backArchery garb: Wears a hooded shirt with gloves for hands and tailsMove Set:
Sand Attack: Alicia throws sand at the opponent to distract them.
Fury Swipes: Alicia attacks by clawing with her hands and tails and flailing them at opponents.Nasty Plot: Alicia thinks rather malicious thoughts, increasing her S. Attack and making her more "creative". Swift: Alicia attacks with energy in the form of stars.Double Team: Alicia creates clones of herself to disorient opponentsBounce: Alicia jumps up high into the air, and drops down to a
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Literature
PMD - R Ch. 1
The forest rustled as a cool breeze flowed through the air. All was rather quiet, save for three green and white Pokemon. One a maiden-like figure, with something of a gown covering her lower body, the other baring the appearance of a knight, with blades extending from his arms. At their side, a small Pokemon resembling a toddler seemed to be enamored with a Joltik that seemed to be attached to his arm. 
"Is this where we are going to stay?" asked the Gardevoir looking at a small hut in front of her.
The Gallade next to her flinched, rubbing the back of his neck. "Well... it's what I could put together in a short amount of time. Sorry..."
The Embrace Pokemon pushed him, laughing. "I'm just kidding. It's fine Martin, and we can improve it as we go."
Martin laughed softly, hoping that it would be enough. "Please don't do that Celia. Well, lets eat something and we can work on it later, ok?"
"Sure." Celia looked to her side to see their little Ralts, still playing with tiny electric
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PoA - The Grinchy Gang pt. 2
Shinrai sat on the ground, sharpening his pincers with on a stone. Today, he had been tasked with protecting a storehouse filled with fireworks, or so he believes. He has never seen or heard of these "fireworks" before. All he knows is that they were brought in from Gāng Tiě. He would do his job nonetheless, but knowing what he was guarding would be nice.
He wasn't alone though. He was assisting a female Tyrouge who was guarding as well. She sat across from him, meditating. Other than Shinrai explaining why he was there, the two had not talk since he arrived, Shinrai not being one for idle conversation during a job. Of course, there was someone else to do that for him.
"Hey, bug?"
He looked up to see the thieving Kirlia herself, Roshan.
"What are you doin'?" she asked.
Shinrai went back to his sharpening. "I am standing guard here."
"Hm. And what are you guarding?"
"Something called fireworks and before you ask, I do not know what they are."
"Ok? So, who's your friend?"
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PoA - The Grinchy Gang
Morning was typically a bad time for Shinrai, especially due to having done an assignment the night before. Unfortunately, he woke to the sound of Roshan’s yelling.
 
“Hey bug, WAKE UP!” she yelled, shaking him vigorously. “We have a problem!”
 
Shinrai could only imagine the many “problems” that she could have gotten herself into. He groaned. “What is it, Roshan? Another “victim” turned aggressor?”
 
Roshan shot him a dirty look. “No, you idiot. The lantern’s gone!”
 
Those words caught Shinrai’s attention. “What!”
 
He jumped form the bed to check for himself.  Sure enough, the very lantern he placed on the top of their home was gone. His pincers grated in anger.
 
“Who did this?”
 
“I think I have an idea.” Roshan reached into her bag and pulled out a peace of parchment. Closer examination revealed that it was a wanted
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Literature
PoA - The Lantern
Winter, a time of year that Shinrai can’t help but hold some joy for. While his life as of late has been rather unpleasant, winter seemed to be a time of peace for him. He remembered his village being somewhat festive during the winter months, but still rather calm, as this was typically restricted to individual homes.
 
It was now the time of Aether’s Festival of Light, and it would seem that Gaius and Maeve have put out a request for decorations. This seemed strange. Shinrai had never seen people put decorations outside. He saw others putting up lanterns all over the place. He looked at the request again and noticed that lanterns were being requested more than other things. He decided that he would make one. Making one would not be easy though, given his lack of materials. Fortunately, he knew just the Pokémon to go to.
 
He returned to his home, knowing that this would be the fastest way to find them. He went inside to see his target, a young Kirlia, rumma
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Written NPC App: Roshan
Name: Roshan
Job Title: Thief
Species: Kirlia
Gender: 
Female
Age: 
17 (as of February 10, 2017)
Race: Gunjyhn
Characteristic: A little quick tempered
 
Nature: Sassy
Inventory:
- Gold Bracelet – The first item she managed to steal, thus she was allowed to keep it.
- Tattered garb – The only clothing that she seems to wear.
- Sack - Used to carry stolen goods.
Move Set:
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Will-O-Wisp – Tool for escape. Used to weaken opponents
- Thunder Wave – Tool for escape (Rarely used as a thieving tool). Used to stun foes.
- Double Team - Tool for escape. Creates clones to get others off of her trail.
- Substitute - Tool for escape. Creates a decoy to take a hit or escape from capture. Used as a last resort, as it takes a lot of energy to use.
- Psychic – Used to steal from people unawares, usually by pickpocketing. Has mild offensive capability.
- Magical
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Literature
Fushin Village - A guide
Welcome. I see you're a new face around here. This is Fuhsin Village. I wonder what brought you here. You are probably only a passerby, but even if you only decide to stay a short time, allow me to tell you a bit about this place.
Basic Information
Fushin is a small village on the southern end of Sazanami. The village lies near the southwestern coast, though a small forest separates it from the coastal ports. While much of the town itself is on flat ground, there are many hills and slopes that surround it. A river also runs through the town, providing an easily accessible source of water.
Residents
Many types of pokémon take refuge here, the majority consisting of bug, grass, normal, and water pokémon. There have been cases of ground and rock types, but they are few in number and often simply pass through. Many of the residents are famers, working in the paddies or gathering fruits and vegetables in the nearby forest, or traders and merchants who offer these goo
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PoA Written Application - Shinrai Uragira
Morning. The sun shined brightly on the streets of the town, which were rather empty due to the earliness of day. Shinrai paid no mind to this as he walked toward the castle gates, cloak covering his head as to not let his identity be known. As he tried to open them, two guards crossed their spears to block his path. He did not look at either of them.
“What are you doing here?” they ask roughly.
“I would like to speak to someone about becoming a citizen of this nation. I was informed that this was the place I must go to do this.” He answered calmly, eyes still facing the door.
“Ah… well I suppose that you should speak to the king then. You may pass through; follow the great corridor and tell the other guards at the end why you are here.”
As pointless as this sounded, Shinrai said nothing as they proceeded to open the doors. He walked through the long corridor until he reached another set of doors, and in turn another set of gua
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Pokemon Alliance: Max
Pokemon-Alliance
Pokemon Guardians Alliance
Written Application
 
 
Points: 1
Poke Money (Shards): 0
Heart Scales: 0
 
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Name: Max
Species: Honedge
Gender: Male
Age Range: Young Adult
Rank: Rank 1: Inductee (White)
 
Nature: Careful
Characteristic:  Good Endurance
 
Ability: No Guard
 
Alignment: Good
 
Moves
- Shadow Sneak
- Sacred Sword
- Aerial Ace
- Swords Dance
 
Stats
Health: 5
Willpower: 5
Strength: 5
Agility: 5
Charisma: 5
Intelligence: 5
Cunning: 5
Control: 7
Tolerance: 10
Luck: 3
 
Personality
 
He’s rather quiet and conserved, only talking when necessary. When he does speak, it’s usually to explain things or reason with others. Max is kind courteous, in contrast to his partner. Being Zac’s partner, he has become good at calming down the sad or ill-tempered, knowing just what to say to remedy the situation. Their partnership also make h
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Roshan: Can I say it?

Shinrai: No

Roshan: Please?

Shinrai: No

Roshan: Why not?

Shinrai: Why do you wish to do this so badly?

Roshan: Cause I wanna be the one to tell them that we're looking for cameo's for mission 11!

Shinrai: ...

Roshan: :3

Shinrai: Very well... just get it over with.

Roshan: If you insist. Well everyone, we are looking for Pokemon to help us with mission 11! We can use as many allies as possible to help us with this...

Shinrai: We will only except up to two per task. We do not need you avoiding work because others might help us.

Roshan: I would never do that!

Shinrai: *stares*

Roshan: ...

Shinrai: In any case, any assistance would be acceptable. Simply tell us your name, some things about you, and what task you would be assisting us in.

Roshan: And then the writer will handle the rest.

Shinrai: ?
           What are you talking about?

Roshan: What are YOU talking about?

Shinrai: ...
           This conversation is over...
M11 Cameo Call
:iconpokemon-of-avalon:

Team Shokan is looking for assistance in M11! Arc two is apon us and M11 will have us braving the freezing land of Nalkin.

Link to  Shinrai's App .


All you have to do, is do what Shinrai says above:
1) Leave the Characters name, and app if you can
2) A little about themselves (how they would be acting, what they'd be doing during the task, and dress for the event.)
3)Which task they'd be participating in.

For now, I'm looking for cameos for part 1. I'm gonna accept the first two entries for each mission, and then close for part 1. Any that don't make it into part one will get into part two if I can help it. Thanks to all in advance!
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PoA Evolution Meme
From the moment I made Roshan, I started imagining what she would look like as Gardevoir, and I like the result.
I almost made the evolution more sassy like her original form, but I thought that this look would be nicer

Meme made by :iconmoss-stone:
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Taipa: Hello. Nice to meet you. Come to see my shop have you? Well I hope we can find something you'll like.

Here, I have taken my kinds abilities with pollen, and tried some different things with them. I've tried to keep the prices low, since I don't know how well Pokemon here will respond to my items. ((xX): number in stock).

Pollen Puff (x5): 100 C
Of course, I sell the pollen by itself in puff form. These are rather nutritious when eaten, and can even improve your health slightly. They are no substitute for medicine though, so remember that.

Perhaps you require more than that though. My mother taught me how to create special pollen variants using berries. I have many variants to suit your needs.

Helpful Pollens

These varients are made with berries that make them good for ones health, both in puff and dust form. Their effects are slightly stronger than the berries used to make them. The powder can be breathed in to gain their effects, much like Aromatherapy.
Oran Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 200 C
Sitrus Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x0): 250 C
Cheri Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 250 C
Rawst Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 250 C
Aspear Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 250 C
Chesto Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 250 C
Lum Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 500 C

Hurtful Pollens

These Pollens are made with berries that make them even more harmful to most Pokemon, even allies and oneself. They are typically made be used as an asset in combat for those need to get out of bad scenarios.

Jacoba Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 250 C
Rowap Pollen (in powder or Puff form)(x5): 250 C
These ones are a bit tricky. When used by the user, and the user takes damage, they simulate effects similar to a weakened Counter(Jacoba) or Mirror Coat(Rowap), causing the opponent to take damage as well. The effect only happens once though, so keep that in mind.

Tomato Pollen(in powder or Puff form)(x0): 400 C
Oh... you want that kind? Well, then allow me to provide a warning. This variant can create an intense burning sensation when eaten or inhaled( in the powder's case). The sensation last about a few minutes, with the amount of time differing between individuals, though I have not seen cases where they last more than five minutes at most. Now there are those that can handle the sensation, as there are Pokemon  who can handle spice more than others, and fire types in particular are rather resistant to it from what I've seen, weakening and even nullifying the effects. There are exceptions with these cases too of course. Just... be careful with these...

Flavored Pollen Puffs

For those just looking for something nice to buy for themselves, or others as a gift. These are Pollen Puffs that are flavored with different berries based on the flavor of the berry (2 berries per puff), and come in sets of two. They are somewhat of a dessert where I come from.
Flavors:
Razz and Figy (x5): 350 C
Bluk and Wiki (x5): 350 C
Nanab and Mago (x0): 350 C
Wepear and Aguav (x5): 350 C
Pinap and Iapapa (x5): 350 C 
Taipa's House of Many Pollens
Taipa wants to sell some of his pollen products. I hope some of you will enjoy them, but I'm gonna leave this to him to handle. *throws keys* Don't kill anyone.
Alph: Your letting me sell the Tomato Pollen, so I make no promises. 

Edit: To anyone wondering what a Pollen Puff would be like, I think it would be along the lines of cotton candy, but not with the same taste.
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Written NPC Application

Name: Alphonse Taipa

Job Title: Nizhoni Warrior

Species: Ribombee

Gender: Male

Age: 16

Race: Nizhoni 

Characteristic: Good Endurance

Nature: Quiet


Inventory (Maximum of 4 items):
Knifes(x2) - made from sharpened stone, tied to wood
Charm - A charm from his former tribe, said to be his connection to the spirits
Pouch - Holds different types of pollen that have different effects

Move Set (Up to 6):

Aromatherapy - Taipa releases a special pollen into the air. Allies are healed of status conditions when they breathe it in
Pollen Puff - Taipa creates puffs of his different types of pollen to throw at others. Harmful ones for opponents, healing ones for allies.
Leech Life - Taipa skeaks around his opponent and syphons their energy
Quiver Dance - Taipa does a special dance which increase his Special stats and Speed
Dazzling Gleam - Taipa attacks with a powerful flash of light
Energy Ball - Taipa shoots an orb of energy from nature

Relationship to Character: fellow member of ???

Physical Description: Alphonse is not much different from the typical Ribombee, with a few markings placed on him by his tribe.

Personality (Must be at least 100 words): 

Taipa is a rather calm individual. Very direct in his approach as well, almost to the point of being passive-aggressive, though he is rather soft spoken. When he speaks to people, he will often give them a nickname based on how he thinks of them, which can be good or bad. He likes to keep his allies in good health, which drove he to learn certain moves. He also has a habit of giving honey as a gift to new friends.

All of that said, he is not to be trifled with. He loves to heal his allies, but is merciless on those who wish to harm them or himself. This mentality makes him a sort of two sided coin. On one side, there is the kind healer, on the other, a dangerous warrior.

History (Must be at least 300 words): 
Taipa was born to a tribe who roamed the winds. They would wander the land in cycles throughout the year, moving with the seasons. Taipa was born to the tribe's healer, who taught him the importance of keeping his allies in good health. He loved to see them in good health, and began to learning more about being healer. As time went on however, Taipa began to grow tired of seeing his friends and family harmed, and he resented those who wanted to do so. This drove him to learn the ways of combat. After evolving into Ribombee, he was shown there ways of making Pollen Puffs. In trying himself, he noticed that he could mix his pollen with other substances to create different effects. For example, Pollen mixed with Oran berries would heal others much better, while some mixed with Tomato berries would produces pollen that gives the one who breathes it in an intense burning sensation.

After the yearly cycle, the tribe holds a special ceremony. During this, a special wind is said to blow through the area, and surround one of the members. That member would leave the tribe and wander the world, listening to the winds guidance. this year, Taipa was chosen. In accordance with the ceremony, his torso was covered in special markings, and he was given a special charm, which is said to help him understand the winds guidance. With that done, said farewell to his tribe, before allowing the wind to carry him away from the rest of the group.

Now separated from his group, Taipa explored the many areas of Avalon, following the winds where they would take him. Using the charm, he could interpret signals in the wind rather well. This surprised him at first, but he became used to its over time. During his travels, he met several different Pokemon, each making a different impact on his life. One such Pokemon would often refer to him by the name Alphonse, do to not liking the sound of his real name. Having gained a decent relationship with the fellow, Taipa adopted the name, making Alphonse Taipa his full name.
One night, he received a message on the wind saying "You must find one with eyes of black and yellow". He did not know how to interpret this message, but he thought that he may find the answer at his next stop: Aether.

You may also choose to include:

Birthday:
July 30

Relationship Status:
single

Likes:
Sweets, music

Dislikes: Seeing pain

Other Character/NPC Relations: to be anounced
PoA - NPC App: Alphonse Taipa
The final npc that ill be making for a while. Meet Alphonse. He can be a little hard to approach at first, but he's not that bad.

Now the characters are arriving, the stage is set, and our plot for Arc 2 begins soon.

Note (4/5/2017): Realized I din't mention this, but while Taipa is his real name, there will be those who call him Alphonse, Alph specifically. Sometimes I may switch between them mid-story, both this will be mostly restricted to dialogue with certain characters. I will also be referring to him as Alph when he's mentioned in the description.
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Boku: :v
         I sorta changed my mind on joining PoA :v

Hedge: w h y?

Beebs: *paps*

Boku: cause I ain't confident in catching up in group
         activity

Moss: Cause he's a lAME NERD

Boku: r00d

Hedge: ARC 2 IS LITERALLY STARTING OVER IN A WAY THO???
           
           
Beebs: *agrees*

Pokestar: Neither was I, but look at me now! Procrastination at its finest. Jk

Hedge: but BOKU!
          There's literally nothing to catch up on
           
Issac: Nothing to catch up on? Are we rewinding time?

Hedge: And if you want I can sum up everything right now
           I can do a super abridged version of all the things that have happened. rn.

Boku: But Hedge ;w;

Hedge: PoA Abridged
           Ok. *Rolls up sleeves*
           Here we go!
           OK SOOOOOOOOO...
           
Once UPON A TIME,
           
A snek named Alaric STOLE SOME LAND
           CAUSE IT DIDNT HAVE ANYONE'S NAME ON IT
           SO WHY NOT

Moss: Uhm, BORROWED.

Hedge: 
and he made it his Kingdom
           
But then an ABSOL was like
           You gotta go through some PERSONAL TRIALS AND FIGHT MY MUSCLE COW
           and so they did
           And then they had a festival

Moss: muscle cow

Beebs: m-muscle cow...

Hedge: 
When suddenly FAIRY TYPES!
           
AND JACKSON???
           ALSO MEGA EVOLUTION!
           
JINGLE PUNCHES GAWAIN IN THE FACE IN THAT ONE!
           
ANYWAY...
           After that,
           LUGIA SHOWED UP IN SAZANAMI!
           
and was like
           AAAAAHHHHH!
           And Sazanami was like
           AAAAAAAAAAAA

Boku: ye

Pokestar begins to write this down

Hedge: But that got resolved!
           
Uhhhhhh I FORGET THE NEXT MISSION...

Pokestar: get to the whale!

Hedge: ANYWAY THE 4TH MISSION I CANT REMEMBER...

Moss: 
4th was uh...
         
Another trial

Hedge: 
The 5th mission
           I don't even know if I should bring that up hahaha
           ILL PUT IT THIS WAY,
           A DOG AND A BAT GOT MARRIED.

Moss: 
Yeah they did

Pokestar: seems legit

Hedge: 
NEXT MISSION!
           
uh
           
I FORGET THAT ONE TOO

Moss: 
Bigger dog was murdered

Hedge: 
NEXT MISSION!

Moss: 
6 was uhhhh...

Hedge: 
I THINK???
           
IS THE TRIAL OF EMOTION?
           
or was that 6?

Beebs: 
that one was fun :' )
          
and by fun, i mean "rip anne and marcel and wyndham becuase hoLLLLLYYYYY ****"

Hedge: 
Was 6 the trial of emotion?
          ANYWAY...
          IN THAT TRIAL,
          
INDIANS FORCED EVERYONE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS!
          THERE WAS SOME CRYING INVOLVED AND MAYBE CHARACTER GROWTH.

Moss: That's not what I remember happening in the Emotion trial...

Hedge: NEXT MISSION!
          ...dammit I don't remember these in order anymore uh...
          DRACUL FLIRTED WITH EVERYONE.
          
AND KEPT HITTING ON THEM WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HIT THE GHOSTS IN HIS YARD

Moss: 
I mean,
         Yeah
         Dracul likes to flirt with all

Hedge: this actually involved phantumps, Boku

Boku: 
:0 I love phantumps!

Hedge: 
Sorry this one might trigger you...
          
THEY GOT THEIR BUTTS KICKED THO

Boku: nooo not the phantump!

Hedge: 
ALL OF THE PHANTUMP

Moss: 
Not all the Phantump

Hedge: 
ALL OF THEM MOSS!

Pokestar: All of them?

Boku: 
noo!

Hedge: 
YES
          ANYWAY...

Moss: We beat up a Trevenant, then the rest of the Phantump went about their afterlives cause they weren't being controlled anymore

Hedge: 
NEXT MISSION!
          ...GOSH DAMMIT, I DONT REMEMBER THAT ONE EITHER...
          MISSION 9!
          ALARIC MARRIED TARA
          SHE IS A GOOD QUEEN AND AN IMPORTANT SNAKE

Moss: You...
         
Aren't too great at abridged

Hedge: 
IM THE BEST AT IT, SHUSH!

Moss: 
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN HALF THE MISSIONS!

Hedge: 
IM RECAPPING ALL OF THE IMPORTANT STUFF!

Beebs: 
what if the other things were important, smh

Hedge: 
ANYWAY ALARIC AND TARA DECIDED TO CELEBRATE THEIR MARRIAGE BY MURDERING A GARCHOMP!

Pokestar: Dang...

Hedge: 
AND THEY COVERED IT UP BY MAKING A GAME OF IT!

Boku: oh dang

Hedge: 
BUT THEN ALARIC ALMOST GOT MURDERED
          AND NOBODY WAS COOL WITH THE IDEA OF MURDER
          DOUBLE STANDARD MUCH???

Moss: We uh...
         
We didn't murder the Garchomp.
         
We pretended to murder the Garchomp for a murder mystery
         
Panda girl was the killer and Vrikrar was the best godang detective in Avalon!

Hedge: 
NOT TRUE, DONT LISTEN TO MOSS
          ANYWAY...
          NEXT MISSION!
          
AND LEMME TELL YA
          
IM AN EXPERT ABOUT THIS ONE!
          I KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAALL ABOUT M10
          THE BIG KAHUNA!
          SO 
A UNICORN BROKE INTO ALARICS CASTLE AND TOLD HIM SAZANAMI NEEDED HELP
          SO ALARIC WAS LIKE "I DUNNO"

Boku: 
then kyogre :v?

Hedge: 
NOT YET!

Pokestar: 
get to the whale!

Hedge: 
BUT THEN HE HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT DRACUL TELLING HIM A STORY ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET BUT WITH BUGS
           
IT WAS SO NEEDLESSLY LONG, I SKIMMED IT

Moss: 
Excuse, those bugs were good people!

Hedge: THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING MOSS!
          ANYWAY...
          ALARIC WAS LIKE
          "Welp he also told me I'm the chosen one, so I guess I am!
          LETS GET INVOLVED IN OTHER NATIONS' BUSINESS!
"
          SO HE DID(edited)
          HE SMUGGLED ALL OF HIS CITIZENS INTO THE NATION
          THEN GOT PISSED WHEN THEY GOT CAUGHT FOR TRESPASSING
          EVEN THOUGH THEY LITERALLY TRESPASSED????????
          LIKE ALARIC YOU'RE NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE...
          
YOU HAVE TO PLAY BY THE RULES OF OTHER LANDS

Boku: 
hhh hedge, what I mean is that me being active in the groupp

Hedge: it's too late you've unleashed the abridged!
          SO THEN EVERYONE BROKE OUT OF JAIL
          BUT ITS OK CAUSE AFTER THAT WE had tea and wore kimonos it was a good time!
          Memes were made and fun was had!

Boku: bears were created

Hedge: 
BUT AFTER THAT,
           3 WARLORDS MADE US DO MANUAL LABOR!
           AND THEN A BUNCH OF BUGS SHOWED UP!

Moss: After that, Heg ruined the mission for everyone
         she personally did that
         
that's why we mocked her on the front page!

Boku: 
wow heg, how dare!

Hedge: 
AND EVERYONE GOT TELEPORTED AROUND THE WORLD A COUPLE OF TIMES
          
CAUSE WHO CARES IF THE MEMBERS ARE CONFUSED,
          WE GOTTA STORY TO SHOVE DOWN UR THROATS!
          114 PAGES WORTH OF WORDS FOLKS!
          THEN A FAT ASS DRUGGIE FROG SHOWED UP INSULTED EVERYONE A FEW TIMES AND DIED

Boku: was his name wart?

Hedge: 
DRAMA ENSUED AMONGST THE WARLORDS,
          OLD LADIES WERE TORTURED BEYOND BELIEF,
          AND THEN KYOGRE SHOWED UP

Boku: then you go "Hello kyogre, you got a lovely face don't you, tell me the name of your dentist plz"

Hedge: 
IT WAS BASICALLY THE ENDING OF SONIC ADVENTURE.
          
SO THEN ALARIC FELT LIKE HE DID SOMETHING
          AND HE WENT HOME AND GOT SCOLDED BY HIS WIFE
          BUT THEN THEY KISSED AND MADE UP BY HAVING A SNOWBALL FIGHT
          the end

Boku: =w=

Moss: 
Then there were bears again.

The end


PoA Abridged
When you need to explain ten missions worth of story to someone, just ask Hedge to do it.

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